greeting your relatives

getting ready to joust at hole depot :)
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
When I read “crow singing”, NOTHING prepared me for the crow going “lalala”
whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙
but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
me #can’t believe this movie is from 1998
It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.
On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball
the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style
three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started
unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist
wait i gotta google something
yeah this is funny